Farewell, Donald Trump

Setting: The sun dips low over a vast, golden grassland. A modern ranch-style house sits solitary in the field. In the backyard, four women are mid-conversation when a flash of light deposits a tall, blonde man in a sharp 70s-style suit.

Donald Trump (Age 30): (Dusting off his lapels, looking around with a smirk) "Wow. What a spot. Fantastic grass, really top-tier. But who are you people? You look like you belong in a high-end production, very professional."

Julie Ann Taylor: (Raising an eyebrow, crossing her arms) "We were just discussing our next recording session, but I didn't realize 'teleporting real estate mogul' was on the guest list. You’re early, Donald. About forty years early."

Mikako Komatsu: (Looking confused, then whispering to Cristina) "Is this a new character? His energy... it’s very 'final boss' but from a vintage era."

Cristina Valenzuela: (Grinning) "Close, Mikako. That’s the 1976 model. Hey, Donald! Welcome to the future of voice acting. We were just about to lay down some tracks. You want a cameo, or are you here to buy the meadow?"

Dorothy Elias-Fahn: (Softly laughing) "He’d probably try to put a gold-plated tower right on this lawn. Take it easy, Donald. We’re the ones with the microphones here. You’ve got the look, but do you have the range?"

Donald Trump (Age 30): "Range? I have the best range. People tell me all the time, 'Donald, your voice is incredible.' I could do voices. I could do the best voices. But let’s talk about this backyard—it needs a club. A very exclusive club. We’ll call it 'The Teleport.' It’ll be huge."

Julie Ann Taylor: (Sighs) "Same old Donald. Even at thirty, he’s already building the world in his head. Well, if you're staying, someone get him a script. Let's see if he can handle a 'Cool Big Sis' character's dialogue."

Setting: The backyard glows with a mystical, warm light. As the light fades, Rachael Lillis stands there, looking vibrant and healthy at age 30, her eyes widening as she takes in the scene.

Rachael Lillis: (Taking a deep breath, looking at her hands) "I... I feel amazing. The air smells like clover and... is that expensive cologne? Where am I?"

Cristina Valenzuela: (Gasping, dropping her script) "Rachael?! Is that really you? You look... you look like you just stepped out of a dream!"

Rachael Lillis: (Laughing, her voice clear and bright) "Cristina! And Julie! Oh my god, I feel like I’ve been recharged. It’s like I just woke up from the best sleep of my life. What is this place?"

Donald Trump (Age 30): (Nodding approvingly) "Now this is a comeback. A beautiful comeback. I know talent when I see it, and you? You’ve got a fantastic look. Very successful energy. Truly tremendous."

Julie Ann Taylor: (Wiping a tear, smiling) "Forget the club, Donald. This is a miracle. Rachael, we’ve missed you so much. You’re back, and you’re young again!"

Mikako Komatsu: (Approaching with a warm smile) "Rachael-san! Your voice... it's a legend even in Japan. To see you like this, so full of life... it’s a happy ending we all prayed for."

Dorothy Elias-Fahn: (Hugging Rachael) "It’s a new beginning, honey. No more pain, no more tiredness. Just the grass, the friends, and that voice of yours that we all love."

Rachael Lillis: (Looking at the vast grassland, then back at her friends) "I have so many stories to tell. And maybe... maybe a few more voices to share. This really is a beautiful day, isn't it?"

Donald Trump (Age 30): "The best. Believe me."