Bomb Kirby

Bomb Kirby saves the day

In a crossover scenario involving Zakuro Fujiwara (Tokyo Mew Mew) and the aggressive rivals Ika Sainokami and Sora Ginko (The Ryuo's Work is Never Done!), here is a simple dialogue reflecting their distinct "villainous" personalities.
The Scene: Beachside Ambush
Zakuro: (Emerging from the water, realizing her black bikini top is gone) "...Typical. I turn my back for one minute and even the beach has thieves."
Ika Sainokami: (Grinning with her signature shark-teeth, dangling the fabric) "Ehehe~ You should have kept your guard up, 'Model-san.' In shogi and on the sand, if you leave a piece undefended, it’s mine to crush!"
Sora Ginko: (Crossing her arms with a cold, merciless stare) "Don’t look at me like that. Consider it a lesson. You’re too soft for this 'mature' look anyway. This belongs with someone who actually knows how to win."
Ika & Sora: (Sharing a synchronized, mocking evil laugh) "Ah-hahahaha! Try making a scene now, if you dare!"

In a battle between the shogi rivals and the iconic pink puffball, Kirby’s high-angle Bomb Throw from Kirby Super Star Ultra proves too unpredictable for even their sharp professional instincts. 
The Scene: The Final Play
Sora Ginko: (Adjusting her stance, looking confident) "You think a simple toy can get past my defense? Your 'moves' are as readable as a beginner's opening!"
Ika Sainokami: (Grinning ruthlessly) "Ehehe~ Let's see how you like it when I reduce that round little body to a mere shell! Victory is—"
Kirby: (Suddenly pulls out a bomb, the fuse sizzling as he holds it high) "Poyo!"
(Kirby charges his throw, the aiming crosshairs moving in a perfect 45-degree arc. He flings the bomb high into the air.) 
Sora Ginko: (Tracking the bomb with wide eyes) "Wait... that trajectory... it's not a straight line! It's—"
Ika Sainokami: (Panicking as the bomb drops directly between them) "No! It’s right in my dead zone!"
BOOM!
Sora & Ika: (Blasted into the distance by the explosion) "NOOOOOOOO!"
Kirby: (Performs his signature victory dance) "Poyo! Poyo! ^-^"
Battle Breakdown
  • The Attack: Bomb Throw (B button) allows Kirby to adjust his angle, making it easy to hit enemies over obstacles or in difficult positions.
  • The Defeat: While Sora and Ika are master strategists, they are unprepared for the physical "splash damage" and arcing projectiles of the Bomb ability.
  • Kirby's Edge: In Kirby Super Star Ultra, the Bomb ability is considered highly effective for "camping" and keeping dangerous rivals at a safe distance.
Following the rescue from the shogi rivals, Zakuro Fujiwara is reunited with her stolen bikini top. Here is a simple dialogue reflecting her relief and signature cool-yet-grateful demeanor.
The Scene: After the Explosion
Kirby: (Waddles over to the dazed Sora and Ika, retrieves the black bikini top, and brings it to Zakuro) "Poyo! Poyo-poyo!"
Zakuro: (Taking the top with a graceful smile) "Thank you, little hero. You have much more honor than those two ever will."
Kirby: (Blushes and does a little spin) "Pui!"
Zakuro: (Securing her top and looking out at the ocean, looking truly happy) "Now... I think it’s finally time for some peace. After all, the beach is much more beautiful when you aren't fighting off 'sharks' and 'ice queens'."
Minto Aizawa: (Running up from the shore) "Zakuro-sama! You're safe! And you look... as elegant as ever!"
Zakuro: (Chuckles softly) "I’m fine, Minto. Thanks to our round friend here, the summer isn't ruined."
Character Insight
  • Zakuro's Happiness: As a professional model and the "older sister" figure of the Mews, Zakuro values her dignity and quiet moments. Reclaiming her property from her rivals restores her trademark composure.
  • The Rescue: In Kirby Super Star Ultra, Kirby's ability to retrieve items (or Copy Essences) makes him the perfect character to thwart Ika and Sora's "villainous" thievery.
  • 2025 Context: With the Tokyo Mew Mew New reboot bringing Zakuro back into the spotlight, fans often celebrate her rare happy moments as a break from her usually stoic "lone wolf" persona.
Machi Kugui and Ryou Tsukiyomizaka (shogi professionals from The Ryuo's Work Is Never Done!) find themselves in a losing endgame against Bomb Kirby.
Machi: "Our defensive formation is flawless! There is no move you can make to break through—"
Ryou: "Wait, Machi! Look at what he's holding! That's not a shogi piece!"
Kirby: "Poyo! Hah!"
(Kirby performs a Straight Throw, hurling a massive bomb directly across the board at high speed.)
Machi: "A direct projectile?! That’s against the rules of shogi!"
Ryou: "It doesn't matter! It's going to—!"
(BOOM! The bomb detonates, clearing the board and sending both rivals flying backward.)
Machi: "My... my 'Mountain Yamashiro' title... lost to a pink puffball..."
Ryou: "Next time... we’re playing a game... where things don't explode..."
Kirby: (Adjusts his party hat and does a victory dance) "Poyo, poyo!"
Kirby: "Poyo! Ready... and... aim!" (Kirby charges a bomb above his head, the gauge ticking to a high arc.)
Lunge Fish: (Leaps from the water with its mouth wide open) "BUAAHHH! Dinner time, pink puff!"
Kirby: "Fire!" (Kirby tosses the bomb with a high, arcing throw.)
Lunge Fish: (Mid-air) "Wait... that’s not a Yoshi—"
BOOM!
Lunge Fish: (Vanishes in a puff of smoke, leaving behind only a few sparkling stars) "BLRGHH—!"
Kirby: (Performs a victory dance) "Poyo! Bomb is the best!"
Poppy Bros. Jr. (Helper): (Hopping happily) "Nice shot! That fish is toast!"
Kirby: "Poyo! Bombs away!" (Kirby tosses a lit bomb in a high arc)
Hot Lips: (Emerges from the lava, puffing its cheeks to spray) "Mmmph—?!"
[BOOM!]
Hot Lips: (Eyes go wide as it gets blasted into a puff of smoke) "Mwaaaaah!"
Kirby: (Dances a quick victory jig) "Poyo! Hot stuff!"
Shalltear Bloodfallen: "You think a mere pink orb can withstand the strongest Guardian of Nazarick? Witness my true pow—wait, what are you holding?"
Kirby: "Poyo!" (Kirby holds the Bomb over his head as the fuse sparks rapidly. He aims the trajectory line carefully.)
Shalltear: "A primitive explosive? How droll. I shall simply—"
(Kirby releases Bomb Throw. The bomb arcs perfectly, striking Shalltear directly in her ornate chest piece before she can raise her Spuit Lance.) 
Shalltear: "ARINS-SAMA! I HAVE FAILED YOU—!!"
BOOM!
Kirby: (Does a short Kirby Dance as Shalltear vanishes into red pixels and 500 million gold coins.) "Poyo! Ta-da!"
In Kirby Super Star Ultra, Bomb Kirby uses his Bomb Throw (pressing B while moving) to lob explosives at high speed. When Melona, Airi, and Menace face this relentless barrage, their distinct personalities shine through as they are overwhelmed by the explosive pink puffball.
The Encounter
Bomb Kirby: (Waddles forward, pulling out a bomb with a "Poyo!" as he lobs it toward the trio.)
Melona: "Oh? What a cute little—"
(BOOM! The bomb explodes against her shapeshifting form, sending pink jelly splashing everywhere.)
Melona: "Hey! That actually stung! You’re going to pay for ruining my look, you little monster!"
Airi: (Swinging her scythe to swat away the next projectile) "Stay focused, Melona! It's faster than it looks."
(Kirby rapidly lobs three more bombs in succession.)
Airi: "Master Swamp Witch... I’ve failed to... keep my uniform... intact..."
(BOOM! The explosion depletes her energy, causing her spectral maid outfit to flicker and vanish as she falls to her knees.)
Menace: "How dare you throw trash at a Princess of Amara! Setra, crush him!"
Setra (The Scepter): "Wait, Princess! He’s pulling out a giant one!"
(Kirby lobs a final, perfectly timed Bomb Throw directly at Menace’s feet.)
Menace: "A-Amara... will rise... even if I'm... covered in soot..."
(BOOM! Menace is sent flying backward, leaving only a small cloud of smoke where the "Beautiful Fighters" once stood.)
Bomb Kirby: "Poyo!" (Performs victory dance)
Sandy Cheeks: "Phew! That was a close one, SpongeBob. The whole ocean was almost toast, but we managed to save Bikini Bottom just in the nick of time!"
SpongeBob: "We did it, Sandy! It’s time to celebrate with a victory dance and a—"
(A small, pink puffball wearing a blue jester hat waddles onto the scene. It’s Kirby. He looks at the "Save" file for the movie and then looks at the bomb in his hands.)
Sandy: "Uh, hold on there, little fella. What’ve you got there? That looks mighty dangerous."
Kirby: "Poyo!"
(Kirby wind-up tosses a massive bomb directly at the movie's logic core. It explodes in a flash of stars and sparkles.)
Sandy: "No! My calculations! The movie's shutting down! Everything's going black!"
SpongeBob: "Wait! I haven't finished my—"
[ERROR: SYSTEM SHUTDOWN BY BOMB KIRBY]
Kirby: (Doing a victory dance) "Poyo! Cha-cha-cha!"
(The scene: A live-action gorilla stands on a fake lilypad background, holding a struggling sack. Suddenly, Kirby appears, wearing a blue party hat.)
  • Sandy: "Let us out, you overgrown hairball! Y'all are fixin' to get it!"
  • Patrick: (Muffled) "Yeah! What she said!"
  • Gorilla: (Roars in confusion)
  • Kirby: "Poyo!"
  • (Kirby pulls out a bomb and executes a perfect, fast Straight Throw right at the sack.)
  • Sandy: "Uh oh..."
  • (The bomb hits the sack and explodes with a cartoon 'POOF!').
The gorilla stands stunned, and the sack is empty. Kirby flies away victoriously.
Waddle Dee: (Happily waddling along the Green Greens path, minding his own business) "Wanya! Wanya-wa!"
Bomb Kirby: (Slides into view, spinning a sparkling blue bomb over his head) "Poyo! Target spotted!"
Waddle Dee: (Stops and blinks in confusion) "Wanya?..."
Bomb Kirby: (Aims the trajectory line upward and releases) "Bomb Throw!"
Waddle Dee: (Watches the bomb arc through the air toward him) "Wany—?!"
BOOM!
Waddle Dee: (Poofs into a small cloud of smoke and flies off the screen) "WANYAAAAAaaaa—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Performs a victory dance while a new bomb spawns in his hand) "Poyo! Victory!"

Waddle Doo: (Standing guard on a platform, blinking his large eye) "Beam! Beam!"
Bomb Kirby: (Skids to a halt and raises a glowing bomb overhead) "Poyo! Fire in the hole!"
Waddle Doo: (Panics, his eye widening as he tries to charge a beam) "Doo?! Waddle-doo!"
Bomb Kirby: (Tosses the bomb in a high arc) "Take this!"
KABOOM!
Waddle Doo: (Caught in the blast radius, spinning wildly as he disappears in a flash of light) "DOOOOOOOooo—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Adjusts his blue hat and gives a cheerful wink) "Poyo! Mission accomplished!"

Cappy: (Happily hopping in place, adjusting his mushroom cap) "Cap-py! Cap-py-poo!"
Bomb Kirby: (Pulls out a fuse-lit bomb and takes aim) "Poyo! Bombs away!"
Cappy: (Gasps, his mushroom cap popping up in surprise) "Cappy?! No-no!"
Bomb Kirby: (Flings the bomb directly at Cappy’s head) "Target locked!"
CRASH-BOOM!
Cappy: (His mushroom hat flies off into the distance while his true form poofs away) "CAP-PYYYYYyyyy—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Snaps a quick salute as the smoke clears) "Poyo! Next!"

Jungle Bomb: (Hiding in the foliage, shaking its leafy camouflage) "Jun-gle... BOMB!"
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a bomb with a sizzling fuse) "Poyo! Double the boom!" 
Jungle Bomb: (Realizes it’s been spotted and starts to prime its own explosion) "Jungle?! Bo-bo-bomb!"
Bomb Kirby: (Hurls his bomb in a low, fast roll) "Catch this!" 
KABLASTO!
Jungle Bomb: (Caught in the blast before it can explode itself, spinning off into a cloud of leaves) "BOOOOMMM-baaaaa—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Dusts off his hands and does a quick spin) "Poyo! Too slow!" 

Sir Kibble: (Adjusts his golden visor and catches his returning cutter blade) "Kibble! Sharp! Ready!"
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a bomb above his head, aiming at the gap in Sir Kibble’s armor) "Poyo! Bombs beat blades!" 
Sir Kibble: (Sees the sparking fuse and prepares to throw his helmet) "Kib-ble?!... Retreat!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Tosses the bomb in a perfect arc) "Bombs away!"
KRA-KOOM!
Sir Kibble: (Clangs backward as his armor rattles and he poofs into stars) "KIB-BLEEEEEEeeee—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Giggles and catches a new bomb as it spawns) "Poyo! All clear!"

Scarfy: (Floating peacefully in the air, looking adorable and round) "Scaaar-fy? Squish!"
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a bomb with a sizzling fuse, keeping a safe distance) "Poyo! Don't look at me like that!"
Scarfy: (Suddenly senses the threat; its face twists into a terrifying grin with one giant eye) "GRRRRR-RARRR!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Quickly lobs the bomb before Scarfy can lunge) "Incoming!" 
KA-POW!
Scarfy: (Caught mid-transformation, exploding into a shower of sparks before it can self-destruct) "SCARRRRR-FEEEEEE—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Wipes his brow in relief and gives a thumbs up) "Poyo! Too scary!" 

Simirror: (Swishing its cape and raising its wand, preparing a Mirror Shield) "Mir-ror! Reflect!"
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a bomb over his head, waiting for the right moment) "Poyo! Break this!" 
Simirror: (Spins in a circle, creating a shimmering glass barrier) "Sim-sim-mir!"
Bomb Kirby: (Throws the bomb with maximum force, shattering the barrier on impact) "Bomb Strike!" 
SHATTER-BOOM!
Simirror: (Caught in the explosion as its wand flies away) "MIRRRR-ORRRRRrrrr—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Peeks through the smoke and waves goodbye) "Poyo! No more reflections!"

Bonkers: (Pounding his massive hammer against the ground, looking furious) "BONK! BONK! KIRBY! SMASH!"
Bomb Kirby: (Stays out of hammer range, holding a heavy bomb with a rapidly sizzling fuse) "Poyo! That's a big hammer, but I have a big boom!" 
Bonkers: (Heaves his hammer over his shoulder, preparing to toss a coconut) "Gwa-ha! Eat this—!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Interrupts by hurls his bomb with a powerful overhead toss) "Catch!"
MEGA-KABOOM!
Bonkers: (The explosion knocks the hammer out of his hands as he spirals backward into the sky) "BONNN-KERRRRRRRSSS! GWA-HAAAA—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Lands a backflip and strikes a pose) "Poyo! King of the hill!"

Blipper: (Swimming peacefully in a small pond, wearing its goggles and wagging its tail) "Blip? Blip-blip!"
Bomb Kirby: (Stands on the shore, aiming a bomb downward at the water's surface) "Poyo! Depth charge!"
Blipper: (Looks up and sees the sparking bomb falling toward the water) "Blip?!... Glub!"
Bomb Kirby: (Releases the bomb with a heavy splash) "Incoming!"
SPLASH-BOOM!
Blipper: (Launched out of the water by the blast, goggles flying one way and tail-fin the other) "BLIP-BLIIIIIPPPPPoooo—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Watches the ripples settle and waves a flipper) "Poyo! Safe to swim!"

Blade Knight: (Points its sword forward, visor gleaming as it prepares a dash attack) "Schwing! Blade... ready!"
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a bomb with a sizzling fuse, timing the knight's charge) "Poyo! Watch the blast!"
Blade Knight: (Starts to dash forward with its sword extended) "Hah! Cut—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Throws the bomb directly into the knight's path) "Bombs away!"
CLANG-BOOM!
Blade Knight: (The sword is knocked aside as the explosion sends the knight spinning into the air) "BLAAAAADE-KNIIIIIIGHT...!"
Bomb Kirby: (Sheathes a new bomb behind his back and winks) "Poyo! Sharp, but not fast enough!"

Walky: (Waddling along while singing a loud, off-key tune into its built-in microphone) "LA-LA-LAAA! MI-MI-MIIII!"
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a bomb over his head, trying to cover his ears with his feet) "Poyo! Too loud!"
Walky: (Notices Kirby and prepares to emit a deafening sound wave) "LAAAAA—?!"
Bomb Kirby: (Tosses the bomb right into the microphone's path) "Take this!"
KRA-KABOOM!
Walky: (The explosion creates a massive screech of feedback as the microphone shatters and Walky flies away) "REEEEE-EEEEE-OOOOOooo—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Enjoys the sudden silence and does a little dance) "Poyo! Much better."

Bomber: (Waddling slowly toward the edge of a platform, its fuse-like head already sparking) "Tock... Tock... Tock..." 
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a blue bomb with a much faster fuse) "Poyo! I'll help you out!" 
Bomber: (Stops and looks up, realizing it's about to be out-bombed) "Tock?!... Boom?"
Bomb Kirby: (Lobs his bomb in a high, arc-like throw) "Double blast!" 
MEGA-KABOOM!
Bomber: (Caught in Kirby's explosion, triggering its own massive internal blast simultaneously) "BOOOOM-ERRRRRRR!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Shields his eyes from the giant flash of light) "Poyo! That was a big one!"

Poppy Bros. Jr.: (Balancing skillfully on top of a giant apple, juggling two small bombs with a grin) "Pop-py! Heh-heh!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a much larger bomb, matching the timing of the juggling) "Poyo! My turn to throw!" 
Poppy Bros. Jr.: (Stops juggling and wobbles on the apple, his eyes widening) "Pop-py?! No fair!"
Bomb Kirby: (Tosses the bomb with a high, arcing throw) "Catch!"
KA-BLASTO!
Poppy Bros. Jr.: (The apple explodes and the shockwave sends him spiraling into the background) "POP-PYYYYYYyyyy—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Catches a falling apple slice and gives a victory cheer) "Poyo! Strike!"

Bronto Burt: (Flapping its wings lazily in a zigzag pattern through the air) "Burt! Burt-burt!"
Bomb Kirby: (Stops and looks up, holding a bomb with a sizzling fuse) "Poyo! Anti-aircraft mode!" 
Bronto Burt: (Notices Kirby and tries to dive-bomb him with its tiny wings) "BURT?!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Aims the trajectory line straight up and releases) "Going up!" 
BOOM-POW!
Bronto Burt: (Caught mid-flight by the explosion, feathers flying everywhere as it poofs away) "BURRRR-TOOOOOOoooo—!"
Bomb Kirby: (Watches the feathers drift down like snow and smiles) "Poyo! Sky is clear!"

Poppy Bros. Sr.: (Hopping back and forth with heavy thuds, pulling out three bombs at once) "POP-PY! BIG POPPY!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Holding a massive blue bomb, its fuse sparking wildly) "Poyo! Let’s see who has the bigger boom!" 
Poppy Bros. Sr.: (Stops mid-hop, looking down at Kirby’s superior explosive) "Pop... py? Uh-oh!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Aims high and lobs the bomb with a powerful heave) "Grand Slam!" 
KA-THOOM!!!
Poppy Bros. Sr.: (The massive blast sends him flying upward, his signature hat spinning away into the clouds) "POP-PYYYYYYY-SAAAWWWWWRRRRR—!" 
Bomb Kirby: (Performs a perfect backflip as the screen clears of smoke) "Poyo! Boom goes the dynamite!"

Bugzzy: (Snapping his massive mandibles and stomping his feet) "GROOOOAR! BUG-SMASH!"
Bomb Kirby: (Stays back, holding a bomb with a fuse that’s about to hit the casing) "Poyo! Stay back, Mr. Beetle!" 
Bugzzy: (Lowers his head and spreads his wings, preparing to fly forward for a grab) "BUGZZY... PINCH!"
Bomb Kirby: (Throws the bomb directly into Bugzzy’s path as he charges) "Fire!" 
KRA-KAAAA-BOOM!
Bugzzy: (The explosion hits him head-on mid-flight, flipping him onto his back as his beetle wings shatter) "BUGZZYYYYYYY-GWAHHHHHH!"
Bomb Kirby: (Dusts off his hands while Bugzzy poofs into a pile of stars) "Poyo! Bug spray!"



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