Wave Beam (Beam Kirby)

Wave Beam (Beam Kirby)

In a crossover scenario where Beam Kirby uses the Wave Beam—a powerful charged energy blast introduced in Kirby Super Star—against the Lunge Fish from Yoshi's Island, the encounter might play out like this: 

Lunge Fish: (Leaps from the water with its mouth wide open, teeth bared) "Finally! A snack that doesn't have a dinosaur attached to it. Come here, you pink marshmallow!" 

Kirby: (Stands his ground, his yellow jester hat glowing as he holds his staff back, charging energy) "Poyo...!" 

Lunge Fish: "Wait, what is that light? Is that a lure? Are you a light-fish? Because I'm the one who does the eat—"

Kirby: (Releases the Wave Beam, a massive, oscillating sphere of crackling electricity that surges forward) "BEAM... ATTACK!" 

Lunge Fish: (Caught mid-air by the blast, its body flickering with blue static) "GLURB! Too much... salt... and... VOLTAGE!" 

[Effect]: The Wave Beam penetrates through the Lunge Fish, dealing massive damage. Unlike the "indestructible" status it often has in Yoshi's Island, the Lunge Fish is overwhelmed by the magical energy. It falls back into the water, spinning upside down with dizzy eyes before disappearing in a puff of smoke or a "K.O." star. 

Kirby: (Adjusts his hat and does a quick victory dance) "Poyo! Yay!"

Ika Sainokami: "Heh, is this a joke? You’re just a pink marshmallow in a jester hat. My shogi moves are absolute, and your little toy staff won't save you from a total checkmate!"

Kirby: (Charges energy, eyes glowing) "Poyo...!"

Ika Sainokami: "Wait, what is that light?! You can't just—that's illegal! You’re breaking the board!"

Kirby: "BEAM!" (Kirby unleashes a massive, spiraling Wave Beam that surges across the shogi board, obliterating the pieces and sending Ika flying back.)

Ika Sainokami: "GYAAAH! My strategy! My shark teeth! I was supposed to win... for Yaichi-sama...!"

Kirby: (Does a celebratory dance) "Poyo! Poyo poyo!"

In a fictional clash between the "Snow White of Naniwa" and Dream Land’s pink hero, Sora Ginko finds that shogi strategies are no match for a magical Wave Beam.

The Scene

Sora Ginko: "You think a simple ball like you can disrupt my perfect defense? I've calculated every move. Checkmate is only three turns away!"

Beam Kirby: "Poyo! [Nods determinedly while adjusting his jester hat]"

Sora Ginko: "What is that wand for? Wait—the energy is fluctuating... it’s not a straight line? It's moving in a wave pattern!"

Beam Kirby: "BEAM ATTACK! [Kirby unleashes a high-voltage Wave Beam that bypasses Sora's shogi board and strikes with a crackling surge]"

Sora Ginko: "Impossible... my reading was... off... [She collapses to one knee as the electrical energy dissipates, her icy composure completely shattered]"

Beam Kirby: "Poyo! [Does a celebratory dance]"

Machi Kugui: "Your Shogi style is certainly... unconventional, Kirby-han. But a wall of electricity isn't exactly a legal move on the board!"

Beam Kirby: (Charging his wand) Poyo... poy-poy...

Machi Kugui: "Wait, that light is getting a bit too bright! Is that a Wave Beam? Even a Yamashiro-O can't defend against—"

Beam Kirby: "BEAM!" (Fires a massive Wave Beam)

Machi Kugui: "Kyaa! My strategy... completely short-circuited!"

(Machi is knocked back as the screen flashes. Beam Kirby performs his signature victory dance while Machi sighs, adjusting her hair clip.)

Machi Kugui: "Good grief. I suppose against a Star Warrior, I should have played a more... grounded game."

Ryou Tsukiyomizaka: "My defense is perfect! No matter what flashy move you try, my 'Deer of Kanto' aggressive style will—wait, what is that glowing rod?!"

Kirby: "Poyo!" (Raises the star wand)

Ryou Tsukiyomizaka: "A Wave Beam? That arc is impossible to read! It’s coming right for my—!"

(The Wave Beam crackles across the board, engulfing Ryou’s pieces in a surge of electricity.)

Ryou Tsukiyomizaka: (Soot-covered and dizzy) "K-Kiguchi-san... I don't think this counts as a legal shogi move... I resign..."

Kirby: "Poyo poyo! <(^.^)v" (Does a victory dance)

==Tomari Togo (Boss)==

The Standoff: Kirby vs. Togo Heavy Industries

Setting: The boardroom of Togo Heavy Industries. Tomari Togo is shouting into a headset when a small, pink orb wearing a jester hat floats through the window.

Tomari Togo: (Slamming her desk) "I don't care about the 'environmental impact' of the new orbital cannon! If it can't vaporize a mountain, it’s a paperweight! Now get out of my—"

Kirby: "Poyo!" (Kirby brandishes his wand, sparks flying from the tip.)

Tomari Togo: (Squinting through her glasses, teeth bared) "What the hell is this? Did Muteba get a new pet? Listen, pinky, unless you're here to sign a weapons contract or fight in the next Kengan match, beat it!"

Kirby: "Hi-iii!" (He begins spinning his Beam Whip, narrowly missing Tomari’s expensive mahogany desk.)

Tomari Togo: (Vein popping on her forehead) "You want a fight? Fine! I’ve seen weirder things in the arena. Guards! Scrap this marshmallow and see if his skin is made of any usable polymer!"

Kirby: (Inhales a nearby stapler, then readies a Flare Beam) "BEAM ATTACK!"

In a battle between Beam Kirby and the ruthless CEO Tomari Togo, Kirby’s charged Wave Beam proves too much for the industrialist's defenses.

The Encounter: Wave Beam Impact

Tomari Togo: (Adjusting her rectangular glasses, teeth bared in a shark-like grin) "I don't care how many 'stars' you have, you pink nuisance! This boardroom is for sharks, not marshmallows. Guards, seize it!"

Kirby: (Charging his wand, sparks crackling as he focuses energy) "Hiiiiii... Poyo!"

Tomari Togo: "What are you doing? Is that... electricity? That’s my company's patent! You're infringing on—"

Kirby: (Unleashes the Wave Beam, a massive, oscillating sphere of energy that tears through the boardroom table and Tomari's executive chair) "BAM!"

Tomari Togo: (Caught in the blast, her hair standing on end from the static) "GAAAH! You... you little brat! My smart shirt is ruined! Do you have any idea how much Togo Heavy Industries spent on this insulation?!"

Kirby: (Puffing out his chest, completely unfazed) "Poyo!"

Tomari Togo: (Slumping against a wall, coughing as smoke rises from her charred glasses) "That... that output... Muteba never told me a beach ball could produce that many gigawatts. Fine! You want a war? I’ll buy your planet and turn it into a weapons testing range!"

In a bizarre, cartoonish turn of events, Tomari Togo finds herself the victim of a strange industrial "accident" involving her own company's high-pressure equipment.

The Inflation Incident

Setting: A private beach owned by Togo Heavy Industries. Tomari is lounging in her dark, thin-strapped bikini, inspecting a new prototype "Rapid-Deployment Air Pump."

Tomari Togo: (Grinning manically at the device) "If this pump can inflate a tactical life raft in under three seconds, it’ll be the gold standard for maritime escape tech! Let's see what the maximum output looks like..."

The Accident: In her excitement, the high-pressure nozzle slips. Because of the extreme force and a freak suction effect, the air-tight seal connects directly with her navel.

Tomari Togo: "Wait—the safety valve is stuck! What is—MPH?!"

The Transformation:
As the industrial pump hissess with immense power, Tomari’s midsection begins to expand rapidly. Her athletic frame loses its shape as her belly swells outward into a taut, spherical shape, stretching her bikini to its absolute limit.

Tomari Togo: (Voice getting higher and squeakier as she inflates like a giant beach ball) "Hey! Turn it off! I’m... I’m becoming a parade float! My center of gravity is completely—woah!"

The Result:
The pump finally clicks off, leaving the CEO of Togo Heavy Industries floating a few inches off the sand, her limbs splayed out as she balances on her massive, balloon-like stomach.

Tomari Togo: (Looking down at her huge, rounded reflection in her semi-rimmed glasses) "I... I’m huge! If those hacks at the Kengan Association see me like this, I'll never hear the end of it! Someone get me a pin... or a very large towel!"

Kirby: (Floating by on a Warp Star) "Poyo? Up-pup!"

In a climactic finish to their battle, the CEO’s inflated ego (and body) meets a sudden, high-pressure end thanks to Beam Kirby.

The Final Blow: Wave Beam Impact

Tomari Togo: (Floating like a giant, angry beach ball above the shoreline) "You think this is over, you pink pebble? I’m more aerodynamic than ever! I’ll crush you with my sheer industrial volume!"

Kirby: (Charging his wand to the maximum, the energy turning a glowing purple) "Poyo... PAYA!"

The Blast: Kirby unleashes a massive Wave Beam. The oscillating pulse of energy doesn't just damage Tomari—it resonates with the high-pressure air trapped inside her. The impact forces the air-pump nozzle to pop out of her navel like a cork from a champagne bottle. 

The Deflation Chaos

Tomari Togo: (Eyes widening behind her glasses) "Oh... oh no. The structural integrity is compromised—"

The Sound: PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Flight: A jet-stream of air whistles out of her, sending Tomari spiraling into the sky like a punctured balloon. She zips frantically over the beach, her limbs flailing while she lets out a high-pitched, squeaky scream.

Tomari Togo: (Zipping past Kirby’s head) "I’LL SUUEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUU—!"

The Ocean Landing

The last of the air whistles out as she reaches the apex of her flight. With a final splat, Tomari hits the surface of the ocean.

Kirby: (Walking to the water's edge and waving) "Poyo! Bye-bye!"

Tomari Togo: (Muffled, her voice vibrating against the water) "Someone... get me... a ride back to shore..."

==Brandish (boss)==

Brandish: (Looking down from a rock, unimpressed) "You’re small. And pink. And that hat is... loud. Move along before I decide to shrink you into a pebble and step on you."

Kirby: (Brandishes his wand with a determined "Poyo!" and sparks a Beam Whip) "Poyo! Hi-yah!"

Brandish: (Sighs, clearly annoyed) "Honestly, the effort it takes to deal with you is more than I’m willing to give today. You’re in my way. Do you even know who I am? I could make that silly wand of yours too small to see."

Kirby: (Stares blankly, then begins charging a Cycle Beam) "Poy-o...?"

Brandish: (Massaging her temples) "Stop making those sparks. It’s annoying. If you want to fight, go find Natsu or someone else who cares. I just want to relax in the sun... though, I suppose I could use a footstool. Maybe I’ll just shrink you a little bit."

Kirby: (Happily hops forward, unaware of the threat) "Poyo! Poyo!"

Brandish: (Looking at Kirby with a bored sigh) "You really don't know when to quit, do you? I told you to go away. Now, I’m going to shrink you until you—"

Kirby: (Interrupts by swinging his wand, releasing a crackling Wave Beam that sweeps across the sand) "POYO! HI-YAH!"

Brandish: (Shields herself as the electrical energy hits her directly) "Wait—! Ah! Ow... that... that actually stung!"

Brandish: (She staggers back, holding her arm, her expression shifting from bored to irritated) "You little... nobody hits me and gets away with it. My magic can warp nations, and you think a few sparks give you the right to ruin my afternoon?"

Kirby: (Lands a backflip and holds his wand high, sparking with power) "Poyo! Poyo!"

Brandish: (Glaring as she prepares to use her Command T magic) "That’s it. I was going to let you live, but now? I’m going to make you so small I can’t even see your annoying face anymore!"

In this scenario, Brandish uses her Command T magic on herself, but with a comedic, cartoonish twist after being struck by Kirby's Beam.

Brandish: (Rubbing her arm where the Wave Beam hit) "That’s it. You want to see something 'big,' you little pink nuisance? I’ll show you how I handle pests."

Brandish: (She strikes a pose in her gold bikini, then suddenly sticks her thumb into her mouth. She closes her eyes and begins to blow air into her thumb with immense force.)

Kirby: (Tilts his head in confusion) "Poyo...?"

Brandish: (Her cheeks puff out as she blows. Suddenly, her body begins to expand like a massive balloon. Her limbs and torso round out, puffing up until she is a giant, spherical shape floating just above the sand.)

Brandish: (Voice sounding light and echoing as she drifts upward) "Wait—this isn't... I meant to grow tall, not... round! Why am I so light!?"

Kirby: (Gasps and starts jumping up and down, thinking she’s a giant beach ball) "Poyo! Poyo!"

Brandish: (Flailing her small, puffed-up arms as she floats helplessly into the air) "Stop looking at me like that! I’m not a toy! Kirby! If you even think about hitting me again while I'm like this—!"

Kirby: (Readies his Beam wand, looking at the floating Brandish like a giant target) "Poyo!"

Brandish: (Panicking as a breeze catches her) "No! Don't you dare! I’m drifting toward the ocean! Someone get me down from here!"

Brandish: (Floating helplessly like a giant parade balloon) "Stop it! I can’t stabilize my magic in this shape! If you hit me now, the pressure will—"

Kirby: (Charging his wand to the limit) "Poy-o... BEAM!"

Brandish: (The Wave Beam strikes her center, causing her to spark) "Eek! Not there! My magic is leaking!"

Brandish: (Suddenly, a loud "pffffft" sound erupts from her navel as the air pressure forces its way out. She begins spinning wildly through the air like a punctured balloon.) "Whoaaaa! I’m losing air! I'm flying everywhere! Kirby, I’ll get you for thiiiiiiis—!"

Brandish: (She zips across the beach, spiraling uncontrollably over the resort walls until she finally runs out of air directly over the hotel patio.)

SPLASH!

Brandish: (She lands flat on the surface of the swimming pool. Because she is completely deflated, she floats on the water.) "Ugh... everything is... blurry... and wet..."

Kirby: (Peers over the edge of the pool, waving his wand happily) "Poyo! Bye-bye!"

Brandish: (Muffled, her face pressed against the water) "I'm going to... shrink that star... to a grain of sand... tomorrow..."