Waddle Doo (Helper)

In this scenario, a Yellow Waddle Doo (the player-two Helper variant from Kirby Super Star Ultra) encounters the shark-toothed CEO, Tomari Togo, during a corporate beach retreat.

Setting: A tropical island beach. Tomari Togo is lounging in a black string bikini, holding a handheld detonator for "testing purposes." A Yellow Waddle Doo waddles up, sparks flying from its wand.

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Waddle Doo: (Stops and stares with its one giant eye, waving its Beam wand aggressively) "Doo! Beam! Waddle-doo!"

Tomari Togo: (Lowers her sunglasses, looking annoyed) "What the hell is this orange beach ball? Is this a new bio-weapon from Toyo Electric? It’s too cute to be functional."

Waddle Doo: (Charges up a Wave Beam, his eye glowing yellow) "DOOOO!"

Tomari Togo: (Grins wildly, showing off her shark-like teeth) "Oh? You want to play rough? I don't care if you're a round little squirt—if you're looking for a fight, Iwami Heavy Industries doesn't back down from a challenge!"

Waddle Doo: (Unleashes a Beam Blast in mid-air, showering the area in sparks)

Tomari Togo: (Laughing manically as she dodges, reaching for a heavy artillery remote) "Hah! Not bad! Hey, kid! If you survive this, I’m hiring you as my new head of security! You’ve got more guts than half the Kengan fighters I know!"

In this scenario, the chaotic CEO of Iwami Heavy Industries, Togo Tomari, attempts a bizarre "industrial experiment" on herself during her beach vacation.

Setting: A private beach. Togo Tomari is in her signature black bikini. She is crouched over a heavy-duty, high-pressure air pump typically used for inflating experimental life rafts.

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Togo Tomari: (Grinning manically with her shark-like teeth exposed) "Heh... if Iwami’s high-tensile fabric can handle three thousand PSI, then the human body should at least be able to—hrk!"

(She roughly shoves the nozzle against her navel and stomps on the pump lever. A massive hiss of air follows.)

Togo Tomari: "GAH! That’s... that’s some serious pressure! Who knew the abdominal cavity had so much empty real estate?! Look at this!"

(Her stomach begins to swell outward rapidly, stretching like a taut balloon against the pressure of the industrial pump. She looks down at her now-spherical midsection with wild, unhinged glee.)

Togo Tomari: "I’m like a human airship! Hey! Someone get a camera! If I can weaponize this kind of internal expansion, we’ll revolutionize heavy-impact survival gear! Or at least make the most terrifying distraction in Kengan history!"

(She continues to pump, her belly rounding further as her bikini strings strain under the pressure.)

Togo Tomari: "More! I need more! If I don't float by the time this pump hits its red line, I’m firing the entire R&D department!"

In this final confrontation, the Yellow Waddle Doo helper uses its most powerful Beam attacks to defeat the experimental CEO, Togo Tomari.

Setting: A desolate wasteland. Togo Tomari, still inflated like a giant human balloon from her earlier experiment, stands tall in her black bikini. The Yellow Waddle Doo stands before her, its wand crackling with electricity.

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Togo Tomari: (Looking down at her massive, rounded form with a maniacal grin) "Do you see this, you little one-eyed freak? I’ve achieved peak structural integrity! You can't pierce—"

Waddle Doo: (Charges energy into its eye, which glows a blinding yellow) "DOOOO! BEAM... BLAST!!"

(Waddle Doo leaps into the air and unleashes a barrage of rapid-fire beam spheres. They strike Togo’s taut midsection with explosive force. The high-pressure air inside her reacts violently to the electrical surge.)

Togo Tomari: "Wait—wait, the internal pressure is spiking! The valve is—GAH!"

(With a loud POP, the seal at her navel fails. A massive jet of air screams out like a punctured jet engine. Togo is suddenly rocketed backward by the sheer force of the decompression.)

Togo Tomari: (Her voice trailing off as she zips uncontrollably through the air like a loose balloon) "NOT AGAIN—DAMN YOU, IWAMI R&D—!!!"

(She flies in erratic loops across the wasteland, shrinking rapidly as the air escapes. Finally, she hits the dusty ground with a wet thud.)

Waddle Doo: (Waddles over to the landing site, waving its wand victoriously) "Doo-doo!"

Togo Tomari: (Now completely flattened and pancaked against the dirt, her limbs splayed out and her shark teeth chattering in a daze) "Fine... you win... but I'm putting a patent... on that... propulsion method..."

In this scenario, a Pink Waddle Doo (the Beam Helper from Kirby Super Star Ultra) encounters Brandish μ from Fairy Tail on a tropical beach.

Waddle Doo: (Raises his beam wand, eye sparkling) "Doo! Doo-waddle! (Hey, you! This beach is off-limits to members of the Alvarez Empire!)"

Brandish: (Lying on a lounge chair in her gold bikini, barely looking up from her book) "Ugh... what is this annoying pink grape talking at me for? Go away. You’re being tedious."

Waddle Doo: (Charges a Wave Beam, sparks flying) "Waddle-DOO! (I won't let you shrink this island like you did to Caracole!)"

Brandish: (Sighs and finally looks at him) "Shrink the island? That sounds like a lot of work. But you..." (She points a finger lazily) "...you’re just the right size to be a stress ball. Command T: Shrink."

Waddle Doo: (Shrinks to the size of a marble, his squeaky voice getting higher) "Wad-dee?! (Wait, I’m already statistically the weakest helper! This isn’t fair!)"

Brandish: (Picks him up and tosses him into her beach bag) "Much better. Now stay in there and be quiet. I’m trying to tan."

In this scenario, Brandish μ uses her Command T magic to perform a "body expansion" trick similar to cartoons, while the Pink Waddle Doo watches in confusion.

Pink Waddle Doo: (Waddling closer, eye wide with curiosity) "Waddle? (What are you doing now?)"

Brandish: (Standing on the sand in her gold bikini) "Watching you is exhausting. I need to take a nap... in the sky, where it's quiet."

Pink Waddle Doo: (Tilts its head) "Doo?"

Brandish: (Puts her thumb in her mouth and closes her eyes) "Watch this. Command T: Internal Expansion."

Brandish: (She blows hard into her thumb. Instead of her hand growing, her entire torso begins to puff out like a giant beach ball. Her floral coat flutters as her body becomes light and round.)

Pink Waddle Doo: (Panicked, waving its wand) "Waddle-DOO! (You're going to pop!)"

Brandish: (Now completely spherical and floating a few feet off the ground, her voice echoing) "Don't be... ridiculous. I'm just manipulating... my own mass. I'm as light as air now."

Brandish: (She begins to float upward, drifting over the ocean like a massive, green-haired parade balloon.) "Finally... no more tedious people. Just the clouds..."

Pink Waddle Doo: (Jumping up and down on the shore) "Waddle-waddle! (Wait! Come back! You're going to float all the way to Guiltina!)"

Brandish: (Closing her eyes as she drifts away) "That sounds... like someone else's problem..."

In this final encounter, the Pink Waddle Doo overcomes Brandish μ’s magic with a powerful beam barrage, leading to a comedic cartoon-style defeat in a desolate wasteland.

Waddle Doo: (Dashes forward and jumps into the air) "Beam Blast!" (He fires a flurry of small, crackling electrical bolts downward at the giant, floating Brandish.)

Brandish: (Still spherical and floating) "Hey! Watch the—ow! Stop it! That tickles... and it actually hurts!" (The electrical shocks disrupt her concentration and her Command T magic.)

Waddle Doo: (Charging up on the ground) "Waddle-DOO!" (He unleashes a massive Wave Beam that strikes her directly.)

Brandish: "Oh no... my internal mass is... destabilizing!" (She starts spinning rapidly in the air, the gold bikini straining as she becomes a blur.)

Brandish: (Suddenly, a high-pitched whistling sound begins. A "leak" appears at her navel, and air starts hissing out violently.) "Wait, wait, wait! Not like this—!"

Brandish: (She takes off like a released balloon, zipping uncontrollably through the sky. She flies in erratic loops and zig-zags over the ocean until she crosses into a rocky, desert wasteland.)

Brandish: (With one final, loud raspberry sound, the last of the air whistles out of her. She falls from the sky and lands on a flat rock with a soft splat.)

Waddle Doo: (Waddles up to the wasteland, looking down at her) "Doo? (Are you finished?)"

Brandish: (Lying completely flat and paper-thin on the ground, her voice muffled and two-dimensional) "This is... so tedious. Someone... get the air pump... and a star mango gelato...".

Waddle Doo: (Does a small victory dance) "Waddle-Waddle-Doo!"