Beam Blast (Beam Kirby)

Beam Blast (Beam Kirby)

Hot Lips (the stationary lava enemy from Yoshi's Island) faces off against Beam Kirby (using his signature "Beam Blast").

Hot Lips: (Inflates cheeks and prepares to spew lava) "Puff... puff... get ready for a spicy surprise, pink puffball! This lava will take you out in one hit!"

Beam Kirby: "Poyo! Beam... BLAST!" (Kirby jumps into the air and fires a diagonal barrage of electric energy bolts downward)

Hot Lips: "Wait, that's not a Yoshi Egg! Glug—!" (The electrical energy pierces through the lava and hits Hot Lips directly)

Hot Lips: (Sinks into the lava while disintegrating into stars) "Ugh... I should have stayed... underwater..."

Beam Kirby: "Poyo!" (Kirby does a victory dance)

Ika Sainokami: "Heh, is this a joke? You’re just a pink marshmallow with a toy wand. Once I corner you on this board, I’ll show you what a real predator looks like. Checkmate is—"

Kirby: "Poyo!"

(Kirby leaps into the air, spinning his rod as a surge of crackling energy gathers at the tip. He unleashes a rapid-fire Beam Blast downward.)

Ika Sainokami: "Wait, that’s not a legal move! Why is the sky glowing?! H-hey, stay back! My strategy! My perfect shark-tooth grin! NOOOOOOO—!"

(The electrical spheres erupt around her, sending her flying into the background with a comic "ding" sparkle.)

Kirby: (Landing gracefully and doing a victory dance) "Poyo, poyo! <(^.^)v"

Sora Ginko: "I’ve calculated every possible move. There is no opening in your formation, pink roundling! Prepare to lose your King!"

Beam Kirby: "Poyo!" (Kirby hops into the air, sparks crackling from his jester hat)

Sora Ginko: "Wait—what is that? That’s not a legal shogi piece! Stop glowing!"

Beam Kirby: "BEAM BLAST!" (Kirby unleashes a focused, multi-hit stream of golden electricity from his wand)

Sora Ginko: (Shielding her eyes as the board is vaporized) "Agh! My strategy! My titles! I... I’ve been checkmated by a snack-sized jester?!"

Machi Kugui: "Your tactical movements are impressive for someone so... round. But as a professional, I won't let my guard down against a pink ball—"

Kirby: "Poyo!" (Kirby leaps high into the air and begins a rapid-fire Beam Blast)

Machi Kugui: "Wait, that’s not a standard shogi move! The trajectory is—gah!"

(A flurry of energy orbs rains down from above. Machi tries to shield herself with her shogi board, but the magical sparks overwhelm her defense.)

Machi Kugui: (Collapsing to one knee, hair slightly frazzled) "Checkmate... I completely misread the range of that attack. I suppose I should have spent less time studying board positions and more time studying... magic?"

Kirby: (Lands gracefully and performs a victory dance) "Poyo! Poyo! Hi-iiiii!"

Ryou Tsukiyomizaka: "My offensive formation was perfect! There shouldn't have been a single opening in my defense... What is that pink ball doing in the air?!"

Beam Kirby: "Poyo! Beam... BLAST!"

(Kirby hovers mid-air, raining down a rapid-fire barrage of magical energy spheres.)

Ryou Tsukiyomizaka: "Wait—that's not a legal move! You can't just attack from the air! My 'Yamashiro Ouka' title... it’s being blown away by sparks!"

(The Beam Blast impact causes a small explosion, sending Ryou’s shogi board flying as she falls back in defeat.)

Beam Kirby: (Landing gracefully and doing a victory dance) "Poyo, poyo! Yay!"

Ryou Tsukiyomizaka: (Dizzy, with stars circling her head) "Rematch... next time, I’m bringing a net... or a giant magnet..."

Villainess defeated by Beam Kirby's Beam Blast

Beam Kirby: (Waving his wand, creating a crackling arc of electricity) "Poyo! Beam! <( 'o' )>"

Togo Tomari: (Adjusting her sunglasses and grinning menacingly while holding a tropical drink) "Hey, look at this pink blob. You’ve got some spark in you, kid! Want a job at Iwami Heavy Industries? I could use a walking generator that doesn't demand a dental plan."

Beam Kirby: (Floats upward and performs a Cycle Beam, surrounding himself with glowing energy spheres) "Poyo poyo! Hi!"

Togo Tomari: (Laughs wildly, her sharp teeth gleaming) "Is that a threat or a demonstration? Listen, sweetheart, I’ve managed the 'Genocider' and 'The Monster,' so a floating marshmallow with a magic stick doesn't scare me. But that light show? That’s marketable. Let’s talk contracts after I finish my tan!"

Beam Kirby: (Tips his jester hat and fires a Beam Whip into the ocean, accidentally catching a fish for dinner) "Poyo!"

Togo Tomari: "Stupidly powerful and provides its own catering? You're hired!"

Kirby: (Dashes, leaps into the air, and fires a barrage of energy orbs diagonally downward) "BEAM BLAST! <( 'o' )> ⚡" 

Togo Tomari: (Her cocktail glass shatters as the energy orbs strike around her feet. She stumbles back, her bikini singed by the electrical sparks.) "GAH! Dammit, you pink brat! That actually stung!" 

Kirby: (Landing with a happy bounce) "Poyo! <( ^ . ^ )>"

Togo Tomari: (Spitting out a bit of sand and flashing an even wider, more terrifying shark-toothed grin) "You've got some nerve. Most people get a bullet for ruining my tan, but that output... the voltage is incredible! My R&D team couldn't build a turret that fast if I threatened their families."

Kirby: (Tilting his head in confusion) "Poyo?"

Togo Tomari: (Dusting herself off and pointing aggressively at Kirby) "Listen up, you over-caffeinated squish-toy! You’re coming back to Iwami Heavy Industries. If you can do that on command, we’ll dominate the energy sector by next quarter! Now, hit me again—I need to record the thermal readings!"

Kirby: (Winks and prepares another charge) "Poyo! ⚡"

Togo Tomari: (Grinning maniacally as she hooks a high-output industrial air pump to a specialized belt over her navel) "If those 'Supernovas' think they’re the only ones who can bulk up for a fight, they’ve got another thing coming! Let’s see what Iwami Heavy Industries' pneumatic tech can really do!"

Kirby: (Watching from the sidelines, looking concerned) "Poy-o...? <(•_•)>"

Togo Tomari: (Flips the switch. PSSSSHHHHHH! Her midsection begins to round out rapidly as she inflates into a large, spherical shape) "Hah! I feel... light! I’m a human blimp! I’ll crush the Kengan Association from above!"

Kirby: (Hopping up and down as Togo starts to drift off the sand like a parade float) "Poyo! Poyo!"

Togo Tomari: (Now fully round and bobbing in the air, her voice becoming high-pitched) "Wait! I didn't think about the steering! Hey, pink ball! Use that Beam Whip to pull me back down before I float into the atmosphere! This is an expensive prototype!"

Kirby: (Nods and readying his wand) "Poyo!"

Togo Tomari: "Not the tip of the wand! Don't pop me! I swear, if I leak, you're fired!"

Kirby: (Leaping high above the pool) "BEAM BLAST! <( 'o' )> ⚡⚡⚡"

Togo Tomari: (Floating as a massive, inflated balloon) "Oh no you don't! I’m too big to fail—GAAHHH!"

The barrage of energy orbs strikes Togo’s rounded midsection with a series of electric pops. The force of the Beam Blast finally overwhelms her pneumatic belt, causing the valve at her navel to snap wide open.

Togo Tomari: (Eyes wide as a loud PHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! echoes through the resort) "MY REVENUE STREAMS! I'M LEAKIIIIIIING!"

Kirby: (Landing gracefully on a pool chair) "Poyo! <( ^-^ )>"

Togo Tomari: (Propelled by the escaping air, she zooms erratically through the air like a punctured balloon, spinning in wild circles) "Someone... grab... the... PRESSUUUUUURRRRE!"

She zips over the palm trees, spirals around the diving board, and finally loses the last of her air with a pathetic splutter.

Togo Tomari: (Landing with a flat FLOP right in the center of the swimming pool, floating on the surface like a discarded inner tube) "Ugh... my stocks... they’ve plummeted... literally."

Kirby: (Inhales a nearby tropical fruit and dances) "Poyo! Poyo! Poyo!"

Togo Tomari: (Muffled from the water, looking completely flattened and defeated) "Fine... you win, pinky. But you’re paying for the chlorine... and my dignity."

==Brandish (Boss)==

Location: A secluded beach in Caracole Island.
Characters: Beam Kirby (holding his crackling magical rod) and Brandish μ (lounging in her signature black-and-gold bikini).

Brandish: (Looking down at Kirby with bored, half-lidded eyes) "What is this? A round, pink toy? You’re annoying. I think I’ll just shrink you down until you’re the size of a grain of sand..."

Kirby: "Poyo! Beam Attack!" (Kirby swings his wand, sending a crackling arc of electricity toward her).

Brandish: (She lazily waves a hand, using her Command T magic to shrink the beam until it’s just a tiny spark) "Tch. So much effort for such a small spark. You know, you’re kind of cute. Maybe I’ll keep you as a plushie instead of stepping on you."

Kirby: (Confused but happy, he puts away his wand and pulls out a Maxim Tomato) "Poyo?"

Brandish: (Sighs, sitting up) "Fine. If you give me half of that tomato, I won't demolish your planet today. It’s too hot for a fight anyway."

Brandish: (Waving a hand dismissively) "Stay still, you pink pebble. I just want to put you in a jar and—"

Kirby: "Poyo! Ha-cha-cha-cha!" (Kirby dashes into the air and unleashes a barrage of golden energy spheres directly at her).

Brandish: (Her eyes widen as the sparks pepper her shoulder) "Ow! That... that actually stung! You’re getting static all over my coat!"

Kirby: (Floating higher, his jester hat jingling) "Poyo!"

Brandish: (Rubbing a scorched spot on her arm, looking genuinely annoyed now) "You little brat. Most people run away when they see me, but you’re just... bouncing around and zapping me. Fine. If you want to play 'zap the giant,' let’s see how you handle an island-sized foot!"

After being peppered by Kirby's Beam Blast, Brandish decides to fight "roundness with roundness."

Brandish: (Looking annoyed as she rubs a static burn) "Fine. You want to bounce around like a balloon? I can do that too. It’s much easier to catch a pink pebble if I’m taking up the whole sky."

Kirby: "Poy-o?" (He tilts his head, hovering with his jester wand).

Brandish: (She puts her thumb in her mouth, her eyes glowing with green magical energy) "Watch this. Command T: Expand!"

(As she blows into her thumb, her body begins to swell with magical pressure. Her bikini straps strain as she inflates into a massive, round shape, losing her gravity and beginning to float upward into the air like a giant parade balloon.)

Brandish: (Her voice echoing and slightly higher pitched) "Hmph. It’s... a bit harder to talk like this. But now you can’t miss me, and I can just... squish you!"

Kirby: (His eyes sparkle with joy at the sight of a new floating friend) "Hiiiiii! Poyo!"

(Kirby begins to fly circles around the now-buoyant Brandish, who is bobbing helplessly in the ocean breeze, unable to reach the nimble pink hero.)

Brandish: (Flailing her arms as she floats toward the horizon) "Wait—stop! The wind is taking me! Come back here and push me down, you little pink puffball!"

Brandish, currently a floating, inflated giant in her black bikini, is bobbing helplessly above a luxury hotel pool.

Kirby: "Ha-cha-cha-cha! Beam Blast!"
(Kirby hovers above Brandish and rains down a flurry of golden energy bolts. One lucky shot hits her right in the center of her expanded form.)

Brandish: "Eek! Not there! My concentration is—!"

The Deflation:
The magical pressure in her navel—the center of her "Command T" expansion—suddenly gives way. With a loud psssssssst sound, magical air begins hissing out.

Brandish: (Her voice pitch-shifting rapidly) "Wait, wait, wait! I’m losing air! I’m—whoaaaa!"

(She begins flying around uncontrollably like a released balloon, zig-zagging through the sky while spinning in wild loops. Her bikini tassels flutter in the wind as she zips over the beach.)

Kirby: (Clapping his nubby hands) "Poyo! Yay!"

The Splashdown:
With a final sputter of magic, Brandish runs out of air directly over the pool. She drops like a stone and lands with a loud thwack on the surface of the water.

Brandish: (Now completely flattened and floating like a thin pool mat on the water) "...I hate... pink things... and I hate... swimming pools..."

Kirby: (Peering over the edge of the pool, waving his Beam Wand) "Poyo! Bye-bye!"