Zhenji VS Zakuro Fujiwara
Zhenji: "This pool is much like the court, Zakuro—only the most elegant survive the deep end. Your form is... adequate, for a novice."
Zakuro: "Elegant? You're practically posing for the statues. My style is about efficiency and grace under pressure. Let's see if that flute of yours helps you tread water."
Zhenji: "Confidence is a lovely accessory, but it won't help you win this race. Shall we see whose 'grace' reaches the other side first?"
Zakuro: "Don't blink, Zhenji. You might miss me finishing while you're still worrying about your hair."
Zhenji: "I trust you're prepared to witness true aquatic elegance, Zakuro. Second place is a perfectly respectable finish."
Zakuro: "Save the commentary for the judges, Zhenji. I'm here to swim, not to pose. Let's hit the water."
(The whistle blows. They start swimming fiercely.)
Zhenji: (Sputtering slightly mid-stroke) "Mind your splashing! Some of us are attempting a clean race!"
Zakuro: (Taking the lead with a powerful kick) "It's called efficiency, dear. Perhaps you should focus less on elegance and more on keeping up!"
Zhenji: (Emerging from the water, holding a scrap of purple fabric with a smirk) "Oh dear, Zakuro. It seems your 'efficiency' came at a cost. You’ve lost something essential to your ensemble."
Zakuro: (Stopping abruptly in the water, realizing her bikini top is missing and crossing her arms over her chest) "Zhenji! That isn't 'refined'—that's theft. Give it back right now."
Zhenji: (Twirling the top around her finger) "Consider it a lesson in courtly intrigue. In my world, a moment of distraction can cost more than just your dignity. Besides, you look far more 'wolf-like' when you're truly flustered."
Zakuro: (Glaring, her eyes narrowing) "I am a professional, not a joke. If you don't return that this instant, I’ll show you exactly how 'efficient' my whip is, even in a pool."
Zhenji: (Laughing softly as she retreats toward the locker room) "Then you’d better catch me first! Though treading water without your hands might prove... challenging."
Zhenji: (Reaching the pool wall with a graceful flourish) "Victory is mine! It seems my stroke was simply too swift for you to handle, Zakuro."
Zakuro: (Staying submerged to her shoulders, fuming) "You cheated! You snatched the tie of my bikini top when we turned at the wall!"
Zhenji: (Holding the purple bikini top aloft like a trophy, laughing) "In war and love, all is fair. You were so focused on your 'efficiency' that you forgot to secure your own defenses. It’s floating quite nicely over there by the filter."
Zakuro: "Zhenji, I swear—if you don't throw that back here right now, I'm going to make sure Cao Pi hears about your 'refined' behavior."
Zhenji: (Smiling victoriously) "Let him hear! He appreciates a woman who knows how to disarm her opponents. I’ll leave this on the diving board for you... once I’m done celebrating my win."
Zakuro: (Emerging from the water after reclaiming her purple bikini top) "Your little prank only worked because I was focused on the race, Zhenji. Don't think for a second that makes you the better swimmer."
Zhenji: (Adjusting her own swimsuit with a chuckle) "Oh, but the results say otherwise. A queen must be aware of all her surroundings—even the ties on her own back."
Zakuro: (Tying the top securely with a sharp tug) "Next time, there won't be any distractions. And I'll be the one holding the trophy... or perhaps your flute."
Zhenji: "I welcome the challenge, Zakuro. It's much more entertaining when you're actually wearing your full attire."
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